Writers note: This is for nonsensical entertainment purposes only. After getting past my personal bias towards these two players, I wholeheartedly agree with both of these moves. Merry Christmas!
Dear Epstein/Hoyer & Co:
Your team has already traded D.J. LeMahieu and it appears that Sean Marshall is also on his way out, to a division rival no less! These two gentlemen happen to be my two favorite players in the organization, with Marshall being my current favorite among all the players in the Majors.
Your move Sirs!