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William J. TaskerWriters note: This is for nonsensical entertainment purposes only. After getting past my personal bias towards these two players, I wholeheartedly agree with both of these moves. Merry Christmas!
Dear Epstein/Hoyer & Co:
Your team has already traded D.J. LeMahieu and it appears that Sean Marshall is also on his way out, to a division rival no less! These two gentlemen happen to be my two favorite players in the organization, with Marshall being my current favorite among all the players in the Majors.
I just wanted to let you know that I’ve chosen Alfonso Soriano and Carlos Zambrano as my new favorite players within the organization.
Your move Sirs!
Love,
Charlie
Filed under: Fantasy Tagged: | Alfonso Soriano, Carlos Zambrano, Chicago Cubs, D.J. LeMahieu, Jed Hoyer, Sean Marshall, Theo Epstein
i don’t care what team you cheer for, that right there is funny!
Good one.
I love it!
Sucks when Soriano and Z are who your favorites have become. Soon enough Brett Jackson will dethrone them as your fav.
Realistically, Andrew Cashner and Jackson will be filling those roles. I do with nothing but the best of luck to both LeMahieu and Marshall. And I think they’ll thrive on the new teams they plan on.
Fantastic! Well played sir.
If this was the case for the Mariners, Chone Figgins would be my new favorite player